I often joke with my sister Amy about zombie attacks actually happening. I do this mainly to scare the crap out of her, she is one of the few people I know that watches so many horror movies, but she gets so scared at them... so I was wondering what will I blog about today? HOW TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE ATTACK!!
Zombies; do they exist? Can there be actual zombies roaming around on the streets, ready to make anyone and everyone who comes in sight a zombie? Well, Hollywood thinks so. The reason I'm basing this theory of 'can zombies be real' or the fact that zombies can one day roam amongst us (eventually destroying mankind), is because they are the biggest influence in our lives. Don't believe me? Then I guess the long list of zombie movies might help you change your mind. Movies like Resident Evil, Dawn of the Dead, and 28 Days Later are perfect examples of such an event. Each of these movies have groups of people who are trying to get to a safe place, away from all these zombies. But there isn't any guide or rules that they can follow while they're on this road to freedom. It's just one step at a time (and some of them get eaten in the process as well). So, there should be a guide which tells them how to survive if such an apocalypse ever occurred.
Firstly, I'd like to divert your attention to yet another movie, Zombieland (by the way, I think it's one of the best zombie movies of all time). It's funny, intelligently made, and the cast is small, but perfect. If you have seen the movie, then you'll find some of those rules implemented here as well. And if you didn't get the opportunity to watch this classic movie, then may I suggest, please do!
Guide on Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse
You need to be really, really fast. If you can run fast, that too for long duration's, you can survive.
Don't, for even one second think that you are safe.
You need 1 shot in their heads to kill them. So get a few shotguns with you.( Ireland and shotguns? try a knife instead)
Other firearms to have: revolver, Tommy gun, machine guns and sniper rifle.( again kitchen supplies)
If you're in the house, board up the windows and doors properly.
Keep food supplies and other essentials.( no money with you? Rob... most movies seem to OK this)
Along with guns, gather anything that can smash skulls; keep them handy.
Find a safe place for you, your friends, and family members.( Shaun of the dead recommends a pub)
Before sunset, find a secured location to sleep.( Hunger Games style in a tree)
Always keep your travel bags light; less weight to carry means more easy to flee.( Yes, leave the GHD behind ladies)
Do not harbor people who have been attacked or bitten by zombies, shoot your best mate if needed.
Always wear comfortable clothing. Avoid movie-like wardrobe. (Pj's work well here)
Have a first aid kit with you in the house and in your getaway car.
While traveling, DO NOT go in the woods or lonely areas. ( none of this 'Lets check the basement' it never ends well in a movie)
If you're trying to stop the zombies from entering in the building, please don't try to hold the door.
Don't go anywhere alone. Follow buddy system. But if you're the only human left, then I guess you're on your own.
And our final golden rule: DON'T BE A HERO AND GO OUT IN SEARCH OF ZOMBIES TO KILL.
Zombies are slow who drag their feet as they walk. As they've lost control over their brain or the brain doesn't function properly, they are not very intelligent. But you are.
So take necessary precautions before you go out there and try really hard to make it. Living in an undead world can be tough. So perhaps these rules can make existing less scarier. But on a scarier note... check out Dublin on a Friday or Saturday night.... Zombie's everywhere.....
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