Okay, so I have another confession to make. On top of swooning over older guys, I’m pretty much obsessed with bearded men — not just bearded men, but hairy men… like, the whole friggin’ package: excluding back hair. I’m totally hooked.
Aside from being obviously smokin’ hot, hairy men arouse this kind of deep desire that is really borderline animalistic.
That’s not to say that hairless men aren’t sexy, either.A clean-shaven look after weeks of scruff can be rather dashing (not to mention, a nice break from the red chin or messed make-up).
Let’s not forget about all the other glorious places men have hair, too, starting with my personal favorite: the chest.
Warning: The content you are about to read contains explicit language, strong sexual suggestions and is intended for mature audiences only. And maybe if you’re my dad you should stop reading here altogether.
The excitement I get when I unbutton a man’s shirt to reveal the thicket of chest hair can only be compared to that special feeling you get when you open the doors of the TOPSHOP on Oxford street.
Seriously, if I sleep on chest hair just so I could nuzzle against it while lying in bed, I would. And I’m fully aware of how odd that sounds.
There’s something deeply comforting about having a bearish-like man hug you.
Hairy men are good for more than just their unparalleled sex appeal,they bring lots of joy into my world, as well as those of others.
As if we needed further reason to love these smoldering beasts, here are more things a hairy man is good for:
Keeping us warm
Use their body as a blanket. Hairy men have more than enough tufts to go around and they’re way softer than a down comforter.
Looking like GQ models
Storing food for later
Easy on the eyes 24/7.
Looking like hipsters
Sawing wood and lumberjacking
Just humor me and play into the stereotype, okay?
Playing with there beards while talking:
Skinning beardss
How come no one has thought of this before?! I’d love a new pair of beard-lined Uggs.
Aside from being obviously smokin’ hot, hairy men arouse this kind of deep desire that is really borderline animalistic.
That’s not to say that hairless men aren’t sexy, either.A clean-shaven look after weeks of scruff can be rather dashing (not to mention, a nice break from the red chin or messed make-up).
Let’s not forget about all the other glorious places men have hair, too, starting with my personal favorite: the chest.
Warning: The content you are about to read contains explicit language, strong sexual suggestions and is intended for mature audiences only. And maybe if you’re my dad you should stop reading here altogether.
The excitement I get when I unbutton a man’s shirt to reveal the thicket of chest hair can only be compared to that special feeling you get when you open the doors of the TOPSHOP on Oxford street.
Seriously, if I sleep on chest hair just so I could nuzzle against it while lying in bed, I would. And I’m fully aware of how odd that sounds.
There’s something deeply comforting about having a bearish-like man hug you.
Hairy men are good for more than just their unparalleled sex appeal,they bring lots of joy into my world, as well as those of others.
As if we needed further reason to love these smoldering beasts, here are more things a hairy man is good for:
Keeping us warm
Use their body as a blanket. Hairy men have more than enough tufts to go around and they’re way softer than a down comforter.
Looking like GQ models
Storing food for later
Easy on the eyes 24/7.
Looking like hipsters
Sawing wood and lumberjacking
Just humor me and play into the stereotype, okay?
Playing with there beards while talking:
Skinning beardss
How come no one has thought of this before?! I’d love a new pair of beard-lined Uggs.
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